Next they’ll use Nutella instead of toothpaste…

Ew…  Seriously, this is just ew.

I mean, we all get what this product is for – don’t we? In fact, this category of product can be quite handy (ew, gross – bad word choice) when one is traveling and the quality of toilet facilities at one’s destination is unknown. But do we really need a disturbingly graphic depiction of this product in action?   I never thought I’d be so horrified by toothpaste.

And why are they even bothering with euphemisms anymore?  Shouldn’t the tagline just be “Freshmates – for a cleaner ass!” or “Keep your crack dingleberry-free – with Charmin Freshmates!” or “Say goodbye to your excrement-smeared anus – with Freshmates!”

from Gawker

Now if only there was some Chapstick too…

Drinks after work at Red’s Java House this week.  There was an open bar – something I should never be allowed near, since I deemed it perfectly reasonable to begin drinking whiskey at 5:00 in the afternoon.  This is always a well-advised course of action…

At any rate, Red’s provides this really thoughtful extra in their unisex bath facility:

I guess as long as you rinse it really well, it’s perfectly fine and not-at-all gag-inducing…