Stumbled across a site called You Suck at Craigslist and saw this:
The craigs list – 34
Hello. I am an MAN looking for an WOMAN who is LAID BACK. I am 21 years old and I like to WATERSKIING and also to CAMPING. I am a good sense of humor with a fun and tall.
My favorite movies are TITANIC, FRIED GREEN TOMATOES, and [ERROR: MOVIE NOT FOUND], but I’m not into chick flicks.
I like to take my dog, MIFFY in the back seet of my HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTOR CYCLE. Maybe you would like to ride with us?
My favorite music bands are ABBA, AC//DC, and AIROSMITH.
OK, it’s kinda lame, but certainly not the worst thing to ever appear on Craigslist… But when re-enacted live, it is truly excellent…