I mean, there’s no other explanation, is there? And referring to this as even “semi-homemade” is really beyond the pale… While I’m not always a huge fan of Anthony Bourdain’s, here’re a couple of his quotes regarding this particular abomination:
The most terrifying thing I’ve seen is her making a Kwanzaa cake. Watch that clip and tell me your eyeballs don’t burst into flames. It’s a war crime on television. You’ll scream.
After watching the video, there will be nothing left in your head except a smoldering stump. You’ll projectile vomit with rage.
Of course, I’m also wondering about the monstrous Christmas-themed cake in the foreground. Looks like the more of the same – sans the luscious canned pie filling… Oh, the humanity.