“Sarah’s not getting a date for the prom… Look at ‘er!”

You know, I can kind of get behind the “Slanket,” if only because it has a great name…  But the Snuggie?  And I always thought it was sealed, i.e. like a sleeping bag – but no…  It’s a “blanket with sleeves”. In other words, it really is a bathrobe worn backwards…  It’s the success of products like this that make me think, “Hmmm, maybe Americans deserve to be suffering the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression…”  I mean, for reals – are people so inconvenienced and perplexed by a normal blanket that they need some type of specialized blanket/robe hybrid?  Isn’t this the type of decadence and immorality that led to the fall of Rome?

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2 responses to ““Sarah’s not getting a date for the prom… Look at ‘er!”

  1. Had I been drinking when I read the line “are people so inconvenienced and perplexed by a normal blanket that they need some type of specialized blanket/robe hybrid?” it would have shot out my nose. Well done.

  2. instead of a “Snuggie” i prefer to call mine a “Power Blanket”

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