Hmmm… Should I wear the Chanel or the Balenciaga?

“I’m fresh out of tube socks and Cheetos.  But it’s such a trial having to put on my sweats and my dentures before I go to that hoity-toity Wal-mart…  Eh, screw it, I’ll just slip some Kleenex boxes onto my feet, wrap myself in this blanket I stole from a hobo and go to Dollar Palace.”

–Thanks to Joe P. for sending this.

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