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Entries from December 2008

Jesus, what a mess…

December 26, 2008 · Leave a Comment

eucharistThere was a rather interesting article in the NYTimes about the Cavanagh Company, the largest manufacturer of communion bread.  Apparently, much of their success is a direct result of the extremely high quality of their product.  Rev. Bob Dietel, an Episcopal priest, sings the praises of the first-rate Cavanagh wafer:

It doesn’t crumb, and I don’t like fragments of our Lord scattering all over the floor.

And it’s so true…  Cleaning up crumbs of the Lamb of God is such a pain.  Though I do keep some Christ-Be-Gone around the house, just in case someone leaves a trail of the Alpha and the Omega all over my clean floor…  Though I will say, it’s certainly a lot easier to get bits of the King of Kings out from under the sofa cushions than pet hair.

from Bread of Life, Baked in Rhode Island – NYTimes

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Yes, sounds like he does have some spare time…

December 24, 2008 · 1 Comment

Ahh, the delights of having roommates.  How I long for those carefree and halcyon days…

oliver

from passive aggressive notes

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O Donut Tree, O Donut Tree…

December 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

How lovely are your sprinkles…

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from PFAdvice via Gizmodo

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Shouldn’t that be “Money Lenders”?

December 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

From the Container Store’s “Holidays for Non-Christians” section.  I guess “Happy International Zionist Conspiracy” wouldn’t fit…  I wonder if the Rothschilds use these?  I assume they’d need a much, much larger size.

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Take On Me – Literally

December 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Just stumbled across this again.  A bit of an old chestnut in internet terms – it’s been around for a couple of months – but it’s perfectly executed technically and the video choice is ideal.

Thanks Tina!

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Quote of the Day

December 19, 2008 · 2 Comments

tina_feyTina Fey at the Television Critics Association awards:

Thank you guys for making ‘30 Rock’ the most successful cable show on broadcast television. It’s a great time to be in broadcast television, isn’t it? It’s exciting! It’s like being in vaudeville in the ’60s!

from NYTimes

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I’m Dreaming of a Red Christmas…

December 19, 2008 · 1 Comment

Marlboro Red, that is…

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from Photo Basement

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Montecore or Tatiana?

December 18, 2008 · 1 Comment

It was close to impossible to choose the best of these fantastic knitting projects…  But this one really spoke to me – perhaps due to my own recent run-in with our little Montecore-in-training, Calvin…

tiger

And then this next one really grew on me, just because of it’s decidedly understated ghastliness…

bears

Sadly enough, these very fine works are apparently one-of-a-kind and not for sale…  Sigh…

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knit4 knit2 knit1 knit10

from slightlywarped via Gizmodo

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The Price Is Right – Really, Really Right

December 17, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Wow! Only $494 away from the actual retail price…  But: FAIL!

from Best Week Ever via Dlisted

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“Acorns.”

December 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I laugh my ass off every time I see this commercial.  Seriously – I do…  I just watched this clip six times and laughed like a half-wit every time.

And while I’m no longer a habitué of Jack-in-the-Box, I do occasionally crave and even indulge in their oh-so-delicious eggrolls and 2-for-99¢ deep-fried tacos…

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Thanks, Gays…

December 16, 2008 · 1 Comment

harvey-milkChris and I saw “Milk” on Sunday afternoon at The Castro.  It was very good – amazing even.  Though as a nearly-native and current San Franciscan, I was occasionally jarred by background minutiae – for example, noting that a MUNI bus in the background was the wrong color scheme for the era or traveling a route that didn’t exist back then; or seeing people I recognize in the crowd scenes (they used locals as extras during filming, so I saw several vague acquaintances from the gym or just from out-and-about…).

It remains very difficult for me to relive this particular moment in history.  I was a freshman in high school when Harvey Milk and George Moscone were murdered.  I remember it vividly; sitting in the bleachers at lunch time, hearing the news on somebody’s boombox.  It was just a week-and-half after the People’s Temple’s mass-suicides and murders in Jonestown and rumors were flying that the two events were related.  How much more shocking the truth turned out to be… Even today, when I see footage of Dianne Feinstein announcing to reporters that the Moscone and Milk had been shot and killed, I feel the same shock and overwhelming sadness that I felt thirty years ago…

But I think what struck me most about seeing “Milk” was how much it reminded me of something I so often take for granted – that, as a gay man today, I’ve got it pretty good.  I won’t get arrested for going to a gay bar; I can’t be fired from my job for being gay; I can’t be tossed out of my apartment because I’m gay; I have access to the same rights and responsibilities as married straight couples in the state of California (yes, it’s not marriage – but we’ll get there…); my chances of being attacked for holding hands with my partner are, though not non-existent, substantially lower than in the old days.

Essentially I can live my life as I am, with a partner I love very much, without being persecuted or punished.  Which, compared to thirty or forty years ago, is pretty heady stuff.  I suppose it’s one of the clearest signs of how far we’ve come that I can take all of these things for granted (though as we learned when Prop 8 passed, complacency will bite you in the ass…)

And it’s thanks to the many, many gay men and lesbians who came before me, who did big and groundbreaking things like running for office and winning…  or smaller but no less groundbreaking things like coming out to their families and their friends.  So, a hearty thanks to all of the gays who blazed the path forward for me and all the other whippersnappers…

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Quote of the Day

December 15, 2008 · 1 Comment

d7411d7ee9_carolineI don’t have any particularly strong feelings one way or the other about Caroline Kennedy’s throwing her hat in the ring to be appointed senator from New York.  On the one hand, I’m a dyed-in-the-wool old-school tax-and-spend Democrat who aspires one day to be a limousine liberal – so “Senator Kennedy” has a distinctly pleasant ring to it.  On the other hand – entitlement!  Eh, what’re you gonna do?

But Congressman Gary Ackerman (D-NY) had this to say about Ms. Kennedy:

I don’t know what Caroline Kennedy’s qualifications are.  Except that she has name recognition, but so does J-Lo.

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got; she’s still Senator Lopez from the block.   And imagine how much better C-SPAN would be…  “I yield the remainder of my time to my booty-licious colleague from the great state of New York.”


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The Big Four: I Want More

December 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

We’ve been wanting to try the food at the the bar at the Big Four ever since we popped in for a drink last year and spied chicken pot pie “baked in a sherry-laced cream with puff pastry” on the menu.  Sherry-laced?  Puff pastry?  Yes, please.

So Sunday evening, a cold and rainy night here in the City,  Chris suggested a trek to the top of Nob Hill for some comfort food.  A very good choice indeed.  The park across from the restaurant was all done up in Christmas lights, Grace Cathedral’s stained-glass windows were aglow and a cable car cruised past, bells ringing and lights twinkling.  It was lovely.

The Big Four is very old school – dimly lit, lots of dark wood paneling and green leather club chairs and booths.  There’s a restaurant section, too, which is pretty fancy – I think one even has to wear a jacket.  In fact, the people-watching at the bar is pretty great – lots of monied folk tottering in and out, along with a few schlubs like us.  Chris and I felt especially grubby, as we dressed for warmth rather than decorum…  Next visit, I think I’ll at least put on a shirt with a collar – not that we were treated shabbily.  We just looked shabby…

And we especially enjoyed the comings-and-goings at the coat check.  There was a bit of a to-do when it turned out the someone’s umbrella had been given to away to the wrong person.  And one lady helpfully pointed out that hers was the fur coat – and yes she emphasized fur.  I wished I’d had my bottle of fake blood to splash on her – not because I particularly object to fur.  I just like to stir things up…  You know, like a maverick…

Lamb Stew

Lamb Stew

At any rate, we had a round of drinks as we looked over the short menu.  I was sure I’d just go for chicken pot pie…  But then I saw lamb stew…  And lobster bisque…  And a $15 prawn cocktail with three prawns – which I assume were enormous and delicious at $5 a prawn.

So, I actually chose the lamb stew (once I’d ascertained that Chris was getting the chicken pot pie so I could try a bite or five…).  And it was very good.  Lots of very tender chunks of lamb, along with potatoes, carrots and peas.  The sauce was a bit on the thin side, though it was tasty.

As for the chicken pot pie: WIN!  Served in a ramekin, with a crust of pastry sealing in the chickeny goodness below, our server gently pried off crust and set in on a dinner plate; then, she dished up the chunks of chicken, carrots and peas in a wonderfully creamy sauce.  And, per my recommendation, Chris upgraded his pie with side shot of sherry to pour on.  This dish was simple and simply sensational.  The chicken was all white meat – big chunks that were moist and luscious; the pastry was buttery and flaky; and the sherry-tinged sauce upped the ante with a nice kick of booziness.  This was most assuredly in the pantheon of chicken pot pies.

Chicken Pot Pie

Chicken Pot Pie

Wines very good too.  I had a lovely meritage from Duckhorn Vineyards.  And Chris enjoyed his chardonnay (perhaps a bit too much, as I kinda had to pour him out of the place…  but I digress…)

Regrettably, our desserts were really underwhelming.  Chris had a pair of cremes brûlées – one vanilla, one with orange and ginger. They were OK, but had clearly been prepared earlier in the day and kept in the fridge – seems like the hallmark of a very lazy kitchen… I had a “cinnamon bread pudding” which I likened to a Pillsbury cinnamon roll or a Cinnabon that had been doused with crème anglaise. Not a nice way to end a meal.

But we will assuredly be back… I can hear that chicken pot pie calling me already. “Cluck, cluck”, I hear it say…

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Quote of the Day

December 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

blagoI don’t care much for Peggy Noonan (what with her being a Republican and a George W. Bush apologist and all), but she does have a way with the words.  Here she is describing Governor Rod Blagojevich:

a lipless, dull-featured, wig-wearing moron with a foul-mouthed harridan of a wife

Comedy gold indeed…  And can I just say that I hope the next time Chris gets written up somewhere that they refer to me as his foul-mouthed harridan of a wife?

from WSJ via Wonkette

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“Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree?”

December 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Cyndi Lauper just gets better and better…  Here’s her new Christmas classic with The Hives.  Sample lyrics:

I bought no tree this year
And I slept with your brother

Read the rest after the jump.

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The Anti-Social Chair – Yes, Please

December 12, 2008 · 1 Comment

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This appears to be the perfect chair for me… Dubbed “The Workbay”, its designers describe it as follows:

It opens the possibility for users to distance themselves, even in busy environments, so as to be able to concentrate better with fewer disruptions.

As Gizmodo suggests, a better name might be “The Keep-Your-Co-Workers-At-Bay”. Or I was thinking of perhaps calling it “Le Misanthrope” – everything sounds all classy when it has a French name….

The only change I might make would be to cover the exterior with thousands of razor-sharp spikes.  And add a proximity detector that would emit an ear-splitting shrieking sound (not audible to the sitter) when anyone got too close. And some type of electric force-field that would deliver a painful and debilitating shock to those who disregarded the aforementioned audible warning system.

Oh, and maybe adjustable arm rests…

from Vitra via Gizmodo

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Who, dear? Me, dear? Gay, dear? No, dear…

December 11, 2008 · 3 Comments

One of my friends at work asked why I was at work on Wednesday – he assumed I’d be participating in “Day Without A Gay” and would’ve called in gay.  Of course, the first response that popped into my head was “How very dare you?”

I must say, the idea of a day without gays was appealing initially – who doesn’t want an excuse to skip work?  But on further reflection, I couldn’t figure out what it hoped to accomplish.  I work for a very progressive company that has long provided same-sex partner benefits and supports marriage equality for all.  As a middle-class, middle-management gay with a relatively stable job,  I could certainly have called in gay – but everyone already knows I’m gay (including the many other gays and lesbians I work with) and the company is one of the “good guys” as it were.  So what exactly would my not showing up on Wednesday have meant?

And not spending money?  Again, nice idea – but what about those of us who already vote with our pocketbooks? (And, yes, I carry a pocketbook – what’s your point?).  I generally do my best to avoid patronizing businesses that are anti-gay or have other unpleasant political leanings.  But I live in SF – we’re not exactly bristling with Walmarts or Cracker Barrels anyhow…  And I wouldn’t be spending my money at such places regardless.

Meanwhile, the gays who remain in the closet because they fear losing their jobs (it is, after all, legal in most states to fire someone because of their sexual orientation); or who live outside of major urban centers like SF or NYC and have limited choices as to where they’ll shop; or are living paycheck-to-paycheck and don’t have the luxury of taking a gay day; how can they participate?  And how do they benefit from the rest of us not showing up for work?

Anyway, far be it from me to criticize (HA!)…  Like I said, the idea of calling in gay for the day is appealing (actually, maybe I can call in gay for a week or two…). But I’d rather see events that are both more inclusive and have some more specific and concrete goals.

Oh, and for those of you who did call in gay, can you let me know what happened on the Judge Judy on Wednesday?

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Great Moments in Cross-Marketing

December 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Apparently, Mattel and Nabisco teamed up in the late ’90s to cross-promote two of their premier brands.

The result was a bit – how shall I say this? – unfortunate.  Yes, that seems about right – unfortunate

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from BLOGofHilarity via Jezebel

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Amber India Fails to Impress

December 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I’d been looking forward to dinner at Amber India ever since I saw they were opening here in SF.  Several of my colleagues have sung the praises of the original Mountain View location.

Forgot to take pictures of the food - but here's our lovely view of the waiters' station. The trashcan is a classy touch...

Arrived for our 7:30 Friday reservation and was shown to what is certainly the worst table in the house.  It’s at the bottom of the stairs down from the entrance, so there was a near-constant cold draft as people came and went through the front door.  I was actually surprised that my mom and sister accepted the table, since they are usually big freaks like me about being too near the door.  In addition to the Arctic breeze, the table was between the waiter’s station and the entrance to the kitchen, so there was a constant stream of servers and bussers jostling the backs of our chairs.

Despite the hubbub surrounding our table, my other sister and I had trouble getting drinks when we arrived just after the first round of drinks was served.  After 10-15 minutes waiting, I finally flagged someone down who sent a manager over to take our drink orders.  He rather unhelpfully pointed out that our waiter was busy taking orders from a large party seated two tables over — sorry, dude, not my problem.  I just want a Pimm’s Cup please.

At any rate, drinks finally in hand (the Pimm’s Cup was decidedly mediocre), we decided on what to eat.  We started off with a couple of appetizers: Aloo Peas Samosas and Galouti Kebab.  The samosas were straightforward and tasty, though only lukewarm.  The kebabs, patties of spicy ground lamb, were savory with a spicy kick.  I found the texture a bit odd — the lamb so finely ground, it was almost like a paté.  I prefer something with a bit more of a meaty texture…  These were rather mushy.

Another oddity: each of the appetizers had four pieces, though five of us were dining (Chris having shown up just after I finally got my drink).  I was a bit surprised that our waiter didn’t offer to bump up the size of our orders.  Not the end of the world, obviously, but a clumsy missed opportunity to make things easier  for us (and to add a few extra bucks to the bill).

For dinner, we shared Butter Chicken, Lamb Biriyiani and Subz Elaichi Korma (a mixed vegetable curry), along with a couple of types of naan.  The butter chicken was lovely — chunks of wonderfully tender chicken in a thick, russet-colored sauce that packed a good wallop of heat.  Pretty addictive actually — I mopped the bowl with the delicious, piping-hot naan.  The special chili-thyme naan was an interesting twist on the classic.  I quite liked it, though one of my sisters thought it was too pizza-like — but then, what does she know?

The lamb biriyani was brought to the table in a brass bowl, the top sealed with dough that the waiter cut into and removed just before serving.  The dish itself was serviceable — chunks of lean and flavorful lamb distributed generously throughout the  seasoned rice.  I thought the use of saffron in the dish was a bit heavy-handed — it overwhelmed the other seasonings.

The vegetables, served in a green cardamom sauce with nuts, were very good.  The vegetables, including cauliflower and peas, were cooked tender-crisp and the creamy sauce was zippy, with underlying heat and a bit of sweetness.

For dessert, I had Gulab Jamun.  They were just a notch below “meh” — a bit rubbery and missing the creaminess and echoes of crispiness that are found in my favorite renditions of this dish.

The service, besides being slow, was peculiar and unpolished.  After writing down our order, our waiter asked if we wanted rice with dinner – I pointed out that we’d already ordered biriyani, so I thought we were all set on rice…  It bordered on “do you want fries with that?”, i.e. perfunctory and asked just for the sake of asking rather than suggesting something that would enhance our meal.

As the waiters and bussers scurried back-and-forth to the kitchen, there was some noticeable fooling around and joshing with one another.  Far be it from me to tell people they can’t have fun at work, but it just seemed a  bit unprofessional given both the high-prices and reinforced the to me the slapdash nature of the service.

I ordered an armagnac with dessert, after seeing it offered it on the dessert menu.  The waiter returned shortly after I ordered, advising that they didn’t have any armagnac — would I care to have the Daron armagnac instead?  Huh?  Weird, and again seems to point to a lack of professionalism on the part of the wait staff.

The menu outside the entrance, pinned up with thumbtacks. Again with the classiness...

When he brought the bill, our waiter delivered it with a flourish and referred to it as “the best part of the meal.”  Oh, OK, dude — if you say so.  The bill included an 18% gratuity — which is fine I guess.  Though our waiter didn’t bother to point out that tip was included  (tacky) — and no one recalled seeing it on the menu.  And a mandatory gratuity for a party of five?  Really?

Overall, I enjoyed the food.  Certainly there were some stumbles, though if the appetizers had been hot rather than tepid, the missteps would have been less noticeable.  That being said, I thought the meal was overpriced — the service and the ambience were simply not up to my standards for a resturant charging over $20 per dish.

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